We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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