well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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