he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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