why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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