i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
