Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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