And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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