Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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