operation have a gay friend backfired
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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