I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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