We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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