Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
