Fine. I'll sleep in my office
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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