I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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