so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Houston, we have a squirter
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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