you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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