how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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