At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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