Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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