I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You can't just leave with hair like that
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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