it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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