You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she looked like the before picture.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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