Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Randomize