SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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