This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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