the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize