Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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