On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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