Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
only you would photoshop your dick
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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