just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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