My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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