you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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