dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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