Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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