sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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