I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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