Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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