It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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