This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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