super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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