Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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