is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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