I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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