Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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