just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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Oh Jesus.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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