idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
