so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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