i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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