Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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