Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I think pants incapable of making pants work
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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