I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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