Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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