This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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