How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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