She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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