found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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